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doobzilla

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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 23:32 Post subject: Being un-Americun	Quick Quote Quote

I've been contemplating learning a new language. I was curious what language you guys think I should attempt to learn. And bear in mind, that my inept, American brain might not be up to the task of learning Cantonese or Mandarin quite yet, even though they will rule us all some day... All that being said, what should I learn, other than proper English? Hobo Zombie: TRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS Woman Zombie: COMPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS Englishmen Zombie: REFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS Thanks for the idea Lutz!

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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 23:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

German or Russian

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Neon
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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 00:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Spanish. It's very, very easy.

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doobzilla

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 00:08 Post subject:

Neon wrote:

Spanish. It's very, very easy.

I actually do know a bit of Spanish, but only because I sell a lot of product to Mexicans.

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 00:54 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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fraich3

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 02:02 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Latin "Zipfero is the biggest fucking golddigger ever" - Mutantius

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 02:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Japanese https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhaWJLuR1E8

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 08:27 Post subject:

fraich3 wrote:

Latin

I hated Latin in highschool...

German and French maybe. Germany is the strongest country in the EU, and France isn't that far behind...

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 09:37 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Serbian

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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 09:39 Post subject:

b0se wrote:

Romanian

Acer

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 09:41 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

spanish and arabic and you can make it all over the world... Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 10:18 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Dutch fo sure! Then you can talk to charlize theron like a boss!

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 10:35 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

b0se wrote:

Romanian

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 10:40 Post subject:

dingo_d wrote:

fraich3 wrote:

Latin

I hated Latin in highschool...

German and French maybe. Germany is the strongest country in the EU, and France isn't that far behind...

Latin > French. At least Latin has a proper set of grammar rules. I cannot express my hate for that language (sorry to any Frenchmen Razz

). Apart from the lack of any structure it's also French speaking people who are just as bad as English speaking people at giving a fuck whether the person they're talking to actually understands them. They just assume they do, and don't give a fuck if not.

With French you get exceptions to exceptions to the rules of exceptions of rules within rules...OH DEAR, the French invented inception

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 11:02 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Are you bored?

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 11:09 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 11:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I'm surprised no one has suggested Klingon or Vulcan. What has the world come to when a bunch of nerds don't think about the classic languages?

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 11:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Might as well pick up Sindarin, Quenya, Black Speech.. Join in on the war on LeoSatan

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StrEagle

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 11:32 Post subject:

German is quite hard.

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and yes, mine is only average

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 11:49 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 12:52 Post subject:

StrEagle wrote:

German is quite hard.

I'd say it's not - Japanese, Korean, Chinese.. those are hard.

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 12:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Mister_s

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 13:15 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Who in their right mind would want to learn German? Such a fugly language. Everytime someone talks German to me, I have the feeling they're cursing.

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 14:21 Post subject:

Mister_s wrote:

Who in their right mind would want to learn German? Such a fugly language. Everytime someone talks German to me, I have the feeling they're cursing.

+1, sorry Lutz and Pumpy Sad

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 14:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 14:35 Post subject:

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And everytime I hear someone talking dutch it sounds like a german kid, that tries to talk english Cool Face

Every time I hear Dutch and Swedish, I expect the person to start throwing food around at any moment...

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 14:55 Post subject:

PumpAction wrote:

And everytime I hear someone talking dutch it sounds like a german kid, that tries to talk english Cool Face

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 15:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 15:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Why not Italian, it's a very useful language and extremely easy too. Just learn to pronounce badabepupi, gesticulate a bit and you're ready Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]

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Posted: Wed, 11th Jan 2012 15:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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