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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Feb 2013 20:52    Post subject:
Mercedes Benz - The Movie (A Good Day to Die Hard) - 3/10

meh~

too much fuck ya umerikah and holy cow, I didn't knew that cars from MB are indestructible, but there were exploding BMWs, a Porsche got crushed and everything else got raped. I guess I won't need any insurance for my new MB then...
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JiGSaW
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Feb 2013 23:41    Post subject:
Wreck it Ralph (2012)- 8/10
Upside Down (2012) - 7/10
Stitches (2012) - 7/10
De Marathon (2012) - 7/10
Tower Block (2012) - 6.5/10
Citadel (2012) - 6.5/10
Kill for Me (2013) - 6.5/10
Silent Hill Revelation (2012) - 6/10
Fun Size (2012) - 6/10
Twilight Part 2 (2012) - 5.5/10
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arw




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 02:08    Post subject:
JiGSaW wrote:


Stitches (2012) - 7/10


Just watched it...Would agree with that score might even give it an 8 just 4 the Umbrella scene (taken from behind honnnkkkk) lol Very Happy...Loved it very unexpected
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Kamikaze666




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 03:15    Post subject:
die hard

glad it was only 97 minutes/10 Laughing

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 08:14    Post subject:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
die hard

glad it was only 97 minutes/10 Laughing

Was it really that abysmal? I remember enjoying the fourth part a lot...
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Acer




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 11:40    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
die hard

glad it was only 97 minutes/10 Laughing

Was it really that abysmal? I remember enjoying the fourth part a lot...



I thought the fourth film was a derp fest, so extremely bad it was laughable at almost every turn. Now I've heard this is even worse so im expecting dolph lundgren/chuck norris/van damme level for die hard 5

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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 11:46    Post subject:
Wreck it Ralph - 8/10
Mer eller mindre mann (nor) - 6/10
Salo, salmiakk og kaffe (nor) - 7.5/10
247F - 6.5/10
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 13:22    Post subject:
Red Dawn 2012 ...halfway through 1/10

what apiece of crap. You really have to be a blind fanatic patriot, to enjoy such a crapfest. The premise, that a bunch of teens ALONE fight the entire north korean army is a joke in itself, but that they do that inside NK controlled area at will is even worse.

Everything in this movie is a joke. EVERYTHING.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 13:54    Post subject:
so basically, no sillier than the average video game?
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 13:56    Post subject:
its like CoD with a bunch of teens. Its THAT silly.
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 14:01    Post subject:
COD? It has Homefront written all over it.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 14:11    Post subject:
hey, to be fair, a pampered rich kid, a dog, a virgin and a lesbian manged to defeat the darkspawn army, a single bespectacled nerd named gordy manages to survive more than 5 minutes against aliens from another world, and elite soldiers, when everyone else with any combat training seems to have the life expectancy of a spider i've just noticed, and at the moment im half way through a single burnt-out alcoholic painkiller addicted cop, killing about a quarter of south america, so a couple of teens wiping out north korea isnt the silliest concept ive been through Very Happy
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 15:19    Post subject:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
COD? It has Homefront written all over it.


www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/

Red Dawn , the original from 1984

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The plot of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 includes an invasion of the United States by an ultra-nationalist Russia, where members of the United States Army's 75th Ranger Regiment have to repel the attack. The achievement "Red Dawn" is awarded for completing the American "Wolverines!" and "Exodus" missions in Veteran difficulty. "Wolverines!" itself is a reference to the movie.


Homefront just copy pasted it with NK troops, as did this abomination of a movie.

Except in this one its the teens who do everything. Silly to no end.$


oh and ps : i know that it was also about a group of teens in 1984, but compared to the 2012 version ... it was almost believable Smile
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speedgear




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 15:32    Post subject:
teens????

They have the god of thunder, he is enough to deal with the invasion.


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 15:34    Post subject:
spoiler alert !

 Spoiler:
 
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 15:36    Post subject:
Cloud Atlas - 6.5/10

wtf didn't quite get it. It's a movie you should watch twice proly but it was kinda of boring so I won't watch it again.
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Breezer_




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 21:02    Post subject:
Red Dawn - 4/10

Was good until the kids started play Rambo Very Happy
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Feb 2013 23:28    Post subject:
Red Dawn (2012) - Vomit /10
Spoilers but you probably don't care...

I couldn't even imagine how bad it will be. There is no exposition how NK could take over a country, especially being incompetent idiots (in the movie), suffering from storm trooper syndrome. Apparently the action takes place in the future where Obama passed his new restrictive law regarding personal firearms. The occupant seems to be pretty cool and people are alright, even happy about being fisked on checkpoints. The life goes on and it looks like the marial law is not forced on anybody.
The protagonists are douches that you can't get attached to, not to mention try to like them. What's the best? They later meet with three badass, loud mouth douche marines that find and suprise our heroes - something that NK army just can't do with much bigger man power.
It is revealed then that the highly trained US Army can't do shit without the help of amateur miltia...
And so on...
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JiGSaW
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 00:50    Post subject:
The Package (2012) - 6.5/10
Naked Soldier (2012) - 6/10
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 00:58    Post subject:
JiGSaW wrote:
The Package (2012) - 6.5/10
Naked Soldier (2012) - 6/10


prequel and sequel in the same year? Cool Face

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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 01:01    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
JiGSaW wrote:
The Package (2012) - 6.5/10
Naked Soldier (2012) - 6/10


prequel and sequel in the same year? Cool Face
To what? Confused

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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 01:06    Post subject:

Sin317 wrote:
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 01:32    Post subject:
You're one movie short, kurwa

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 02:27    Post subject:
the package is a prequel to naked soldier
while naked soldier is a sequel to the package.

if i really do i have to explain this joke... i will just jizz all over your avatar!

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tonizito
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 02:45    Post subject:
Oh right.
So, the package is a prequel to the original movie, naked soldier.
And naked soldier is the sequel to the original, the package.

Yep, seems legit Laughing

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 02:49    Post subject:
the package is a euphemism for a penis
and naked soldier is a naked soldier

Cool Face

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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 05:09    Post subject:
Django unchained: 4/10

I give up on this moron and his movies... Jews, blacks next is about people of Palestine..what is he going around making movies about oppressed people of the world? . Waltz is good but didn't like him in this thing... Decaprio cocky and same character as always... Just boring dumb movie. Hated it


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 05:36    Post subject:
What's wrong with you, nigga? You didn't like this nigga movie, nigga? you nigga be trippin balls, nigga!

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todd72173




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 06:28    Post subject:
Small Apartments - 9/10 Amazing..one of the best Ive seen in a while..just hilarious story..fat guy was excellent..funny..Billy Crystal..excellent..even johnny knoxville showed some great acting skills...go see it!!!

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zipfero




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Feb 2013 11:15    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
Django unchained: 4/10

I give up on this moron and his movies... Jews, blacks next is about people of Palestine..what is he going around making movies about oppressed people of the world? . Waltz is good but didn't like him in this thing... Decaprio cocky and same character as always... Just boring dumb movie. Hated it


Those opressed assholes why are they all in our face with their history of slavery and shit!!!!1

DeCaprio same character as always? Confused Confused Confused
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