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ClaudeFTW
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 Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 21:49 Post subject: Why am I laughing so hard |
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Long story short, banged a chick for a while when I was single, all of a sudden I get calls from her again, insisting we meet. I mean, yeah, sure, why not, let's bury the hatchet we dug up on account of you fuckin' half the Old Center (Bucharest's club...hub?). So, we meet. Accompanying her there's this...I dunno, guy, a gypsy, to be precise, staring me up and down like I was a white guy driving a minivan which took a wrong turn in the ghetto (while we were in a quite select cafe). Whatever, I sit down, she sits down, guy goes to the bar and gets 100ml of vodka, me and the girl order a coffee since it's 12 in the afternoon. Little chit and chat, more so from her asking me how I've been and then comes the bomb. Apparently, she wanted to meet with me to tell me how she just got engaged to this...guy. I'm like wow, yeah, sure, congrats, the guy was stoic as fuck, and then he tells her to show me the ring, and it was an amethyst ring. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't swim in money, or have money to buy a ring, but goddamn, son, that ring costed what, 10 euros? Damn. I somehow started laughing without control and I had to go to the restroom because tears were coming out of my eyes.
I know, it's a shitty, REALLY shitty story, but if you love the girl you're together with and sport an iPhone 4S and Chuck Taylors you SHOULD afford a better ring. Damn.
Why am I still laughing? I'm a horrible person.
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 21:59 Post subject: |
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It came out of nowhere, first time she called me I was like who the hell is this. 
I honestly feel like shit, but I have the urge and impulse to laugh every time I remember it.
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couleur
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zmed
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 22:04 Post subject: |
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Silver, probably. I think. Didn't look like it, took a closer look and it was scratched. Fine scratches, I mean, silver doesn't scratch like that. And it was new as well.
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 22:10 Post subject: |
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| Guy_Incognito wrote: | | couleur wrote: | | for me its totally random, but what do I know. |
Well maybe it's specific to eastern Europe, but I saw such cases before. |
Pretty sure idiocy is not specific to Eastern Europe
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 22:24 Post subject: |
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Why did you agreed to meet her in the first place? 
Although it turned out to be quite a funny story, I guess
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garus
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 22:29 Post subject: |
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 22:29 Post subject: |
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| tonizito wrote: | Why did you agreed to meet her in the first place?
Although it turned out to be quite a funny story, I guess |
I was bored, I guess. And the prospect of motorboating her again proved to be irresistible. I didn't know she would bring that dude. Had a laugh out of it. Even the missus thought it funny.
| garus wrote: | | Why did she want to brag about it to you? |
I DON'T... know. I honestly don't. It was random.
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garus
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 22:36 Post subject: |
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 22:48 Post subject: |
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| garus wrote: | | Maybe she has a giant list of guys that fucked her and she, in some twisted way, thinks she is rubbing it in your (and other's) faces |
That did cross my mind but she's not really rubbing it in my face. I have become so accustomed to Romanian idiocy and ignorance, every time I see a case of the stupids such as this, I either scroll over it or if its not on an Internet page, I laugh real stupid like and leave.
@FM: That would be hilarious because my reaction would probably mean (for someone not retarded) that I had a mental breakdown right there
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 23:51 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | And that, gentleman, is why most bitches I fucked don't even know my name |
huh, I thought that was due to the stuff that you put on their drinks to knock them out 
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Sin317
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| Posted: Sun, 5th May 2013 23:53 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 6th May 2013 00:26 Post subject: |
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I don't think there's really an explanation for this, no matter how hard you try to find logical reasons behind it.
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Sin317
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| Posted: Mon, 6th May 2013 01:49 Post subject: |
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DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME!!!
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| Posted: Tue, 7th May 2013 00:42 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME!!! |
Who is judging you?
Paraniod much?
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| Posted: Tue, 7th May 2013 01:01 Post subject: |
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some crazy unimportant shit, suddenly she's getting urge to show you her fiance, and then fiance shows you the ring, well, if that shit ever happen to me, i will slowly get off the table with sentence "zero fucks given" and leave, why womans have urge to brag about unimportant things, fuck them and fuck facebook, similar shit is happening there also, i can tell 
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| Posted: Tue, 7th May 2013 08:42 Post subject: |
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So your girlfriend knew that you were going to fuck that chick?
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Ankh
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ClaudeFTW
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| Posted: Tue, 7th May 2013 13:34 Post subject: |
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| madness wrote: | Wait..what happened next? You started laughing so bad that you had to leave, but the girl or her bf didn't say or do anything? I imagined the guy would kick your ass for being disrespectful  |
Well, I was pretty much double the size of the guy. Obviously he threw me some bad looks and shit but other than that, nothing.
| PumpAction wrote: | | So your girlfriend knew that you were going to fuck that chick? |
I don't get your question. This happened around two months before I met my current girlfriend so it was basically a year ago.
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