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Saner




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2005 17:38    Post subject:
Downlod some porn, get some ideas. =D


Seriously though, you have shot yourself in the foot by saying you are experianced. best bet is just to go with the flow, and hope that she is the dominant one


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2005 17:42    Post subject:
Oh man, you have quite the dilema Accelleron; i am horable with the whole other guy shit and all that (I tend to fly off the handle) so i have no real advice for ya in that department. But if this guy is still "Around" PLEASE, PLEASE make sure you wear protection (I know you said you would but in the heat of the moment, your judgement can get clouded) .

But just listen to SYN becasue as far as hes concerned everyone elses comments are morronic.HAHAHA

Take it slow, but not to slow. Fuck if you have to, beat off before you guys go out. Then hopefully you wont pop right away. Smile
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javlar




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2005 22:16    Post subject:
First the sexpart. Even though you've told her that you're experienced i think your best bet would be to tell her the truth. If she gets pissed at you for this and leaves you she wasnt worth it anyways. If it was purely a sexthing then you could continue the lie i guess but as you said, you intend to keep her and if she respects and loves you as a person and not only as a fuckstick then she'll take it well.

As for the other guy part. I'm with Syco on this, if he wants to throw some fists dont back down, worst case scenario he'll bang you up but so what? You stood up for yourself and your girl and that's what counts. And another thing, bigger guys arent good fighters by default, muscles dont automatically make you Bruce Lee. If he is an unexperienced fighter a punch to the nose with some blood as a result will most probably send him running.



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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2005 22:36    Post subject:
javlar wrote:
First the sexpart. Even though you've told her that you're experienced i think your best bet would be to tell her the truth. If she gets pissed at you for this and leaves you she wasnt worth it anyways. If it was purely a sexthing then you could continue the lie i guess but as you said, you intend to keep her and if she respects and loves you as a person and not only as a fuckstick then she'll take it well.

As for the other guy part. I'm with Syco on this, if he wants to throw some fists dont back down, worst case scenario he'll bang you up but so what? You stood up for yourself and your girl and that's what counts. And another thing, bigger guys arent good fighters by default, muscles dont automatically make you Bruce Lee. If he is an unexperienced fighter a punch to the nose with some blood as a result will most probably send him running.


Punch to the nose? I was talking about steppin into the fucker'ss knee and poppin him in the neck, then laugh Very Happy The neck is a very soft spot on the body


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 21:55    Post subject:
tomorrow...


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MaroW




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 21:58    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
tomorrow...


uh oh... this is exciting... i guess even more than it is for you lol
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weird0
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 22:10    Post subject:
my best wishes to you Very Happy
hope it turns out well...and well for me means she finds out you're faking experience and she comes up with some real hard bondage/spanking/torture stuff Laughing
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MaroW




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 22:38    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
my best wishes to you Very Happy
hope it turns out well...and well for me means she finds out you're faking experience and she comes up with some real hard bondage/spanking/torture stuff Laughing


haha... watch out or youll get your ass whipped too by chinup Wink

i wonder if its due to the country how naive ppl are or whatever... man.. i cant think.. blah
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 22:51    Post subject:
MaroW wrote:
weird0 wrote:
my best wishes to you Very Happy
hope it turns out well...and well for me means she finds out you're faking experience and she comes up with some real hard bondage/spanking/torture stuff Laughing


haha... watch out or youll get your ass whipped too by chinup Wink

i wonder if its due to the country how naive ppl are or whatever... man.. i cant think.. blah


huh? naive in what way man?

bondage is awesome - bitin, slapping, fighting - then having some rough ass, dick sore in the morning sex....? thats SO BOMB...actually i could go for some of that now...but alas, I have no gf - let alone one who's into S&M


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 23:08    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
MaroW wrote:
weird0 wrote:
my best wishes to you Very Happy
hope it turns out well...and well for me means she finds out you're faking experience and she comes up with some real hard bondage/spanking/torture stuff Laughing


haha... watch out or youll get your ass whipped too by chinup Wink

i wonder if its due to the country how naive ppl are or whatever... man.. i cant think.. blah


huh? naive in what way man?

bondage is awesome - bitin, slapping, fighting - then having some rough ass, dick sore in the morning sex....? thats SO BOMB...actually i could go for some of that now...but alas, I have no gf - let alone one who's into S&M


I'm loving every minute of this...

I just got the blindfolds and enough candles to burn down Rome again.


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 23:29    Post subject:
Blindfolds? plural .. wow what are you planning .. Laughing .. sounds like fun .. blind leading the blind .. rofl


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 23:39    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
Blindfolds? plural .. wow what are you planning .. Laughing .. sounds like fun .. blind leading the blind .. rofl


all yeah hear is ACC scream "I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT FROM THE BACK?!!!"....Laughing


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 01:16    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
ChinUp wrote:
Blindfolds? plural .. wow what are you planning .. Laughing .. sounds like fun .. blind leading the blind .. rofl


all yeah hear is ACC scream "I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT FROM THE BACK?!!!"....Laughing


lol


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MaroW




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 11:00    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
ChinUp wrote:
Blindfolds? plural .. wow what are you planning .. Laughing .. sounds like fun .. blind leading the blind .. rofl


all yeah hear is ACC scream "I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT FROM THE BACK?!!!"....Laughing


lol


dont laugh! you could find yourself in that faster than you think...
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 12:55    Post subject:
MaroW wrote:
Accelleron wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


all yeah hear is ACC scream "I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT FROM THE BACK?!!!"....Laughing


lol


dont laugh! you could find yourself in that faster than you think...


Confused


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MaroW




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 13:00    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
MaroW wrote:
Accelleron wrote:


lol


dont laugh! you could find yourself in that faster than you think...


Confused


well... if shes dominant... and she thinks hes experienced... she could bring toys not even i want to think about...
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 13:16    Post subject:
you think she may have had a strap a dick to me .. operating . Laughing who knows maybe he is expecting to get ass raped ? i presume he is intending to do such like to her . Wink


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 13:33    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
you think she may have had a strap a dick to me .. operating . Laughing who knows maybe he is expecting to get ass raped ? i presume he is intending to do such like to her . Wink


The only one who's going to be poking anything is me. On the other hand, she's welcome to do all the scratching, screaming, and moaning she likes.


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MaroW




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 13:34    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
ChinUp wrote:
you think she may have had a strap a dick to me .. operating . Laughing who knows maybe he is expecting to get ass raped ? i presume he is intending to do such like to her . Wink


The only one who's going to be poking anything is me. On the other hand, she's welcome to do all the scratching, screaming, and moaning she likes.


well... do you even know if shes dominant or submissive?
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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 13:40    Post subject:
MaroW wrote:
Accelleron wrote:
ChinUp wrote:
you think she may have had a strap a dick to me .. operating . Laughing who knows maybe he is expecting to get ass raped ? i presume he is intending to do such like to her . Wink


The only one who's going to be poking anything is me. On the other hand, she's welcome to do all the scratching, screaming, and moaning she likes.


well... do you even know if shes dominant or submissive?


Submissive, but she has a dominant side she lets off the leash sometimes.


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 14:37    Post subject:
Consider yourself lucky. Most girls are pretty boring in bed...
Sure, maybe it´s going to be a bit weird since you haven´t done "it" before, but good luck to ya Smile


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 19:21    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Consider yourself lucky. Most girls are pretty boring in bed...
Sure, maybe it´s going to be a bit weird since you haven´t done "it" before, but good luck to ya Smile

ahh this sucks...

She stayed up all night, now she's tired. I hate it when girls play hard-to-get...


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weird0
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 19:28    Post subject:
so this means she's not coming over? aww man Sad
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 19:36    Post subject:
tell her she had her chance & go out with her best friend .. thats what she would do .. Laughing


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 23:28    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Consider yourself lucky. Most girls are pretty boring in bed...
Sure, maybe it´s going to be a bit weird since you haven´t done "it" before, but good luck to ya Smile

ahh this sucks...

She stayed up all night, now she's tired. I hate it when girls play hard-to-get...


Oh well, good luck next time then Very Happy
You´re gonna get it, sooner or later Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2005 01:11    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Consider yourself lucky. Most girls are pretty boring in bed...
Sure, maybe it´s going to be a bit weird since you haven´t done "it" before, but good luck to ya Smile

ahh this sucks...

She stayed up all night, now she's tired. I hate it when girls play hard-to-get...


Guess ya gotta clean the pipe by urself eh? Laughing

But just so u know man, not every girl is freak...well, I shouldnt say that, it all depends on u i guess. I met girls who said they didnt even suck dick...heh, 2 weeks later gotta em dressed up in a school girl uniform with pig tails in her hair, suckin me off Laughing


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MaroW




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2005 10:02    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Accelleron wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Consider yourself lucky. Most girls are pretty boring in bed...
Sure, maybe it´s going to be a bit weird since you haven´t done "it" before, but good luck to ya Smile

ahh this sucks...

She stayed up all night, now she's tired. I hate it when girls play hard-to-get...


Guess ya gotta clean the pipe by urself eh? Laughing

But just so u know man, not every girl is freak...well, I shouldnt say that, it all depends on u i guess. I met girls who said they didnt even suck dick...heh, 2 weeks later gotta em dressed up in a school girl uniform with pig tails in her hair, suckin me off Laughing


hehe... we surely would have a lot to talk about in real life... thats my spirit... theres nothing a girl wont do... you just gotta know how to convince her Wink
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2005 10:08    Post subject:
MaroW wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Accelleron wrote:

ahh this sucks...

She stayed up all night, now she's tired. I hate it when girls play hard-to-get...


Guess ya gotta clean the pipe by urself eh? Laughing

But just so u know man, not every girl is freak...well, I shouldnt say that, it all depends on u i guess. I met girls who said they didnt even suck dick...heh, 2 weeks later gotta em dressed up in a school girl uniform with pig tails in her hair, suckin me off Laughing


hehe... we surely would have a lot to talk about in real life... thats my spirit... theres nothing a girl wont do... you just gotta know how to convince her Wink


yeah man, most girls I find that come across timid and or shy, are fuckin kinky ass hell once who get them outta their shell - most time of the time i find thats its because they arent confident about themselves. Once u build up their confidence, u can get anything ya want Very Happy


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MaroW




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2005 10:24    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
MaroW wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Guess ya gotta clean the pipe by urself eh? Laughing

But just so u know man, not every girl is freak...well, I shouldnt say that, it all depends on u i guess. I met girls who said they didnt even suck dick...heh, 2 weeks later gotta em dressed up in a school girl uniform with pig tails in her hair, suckin me off Laughing


hehe... we surely would have a lot to talk about in real life... thats my spirit... theres nothing a girl wont do... you just gotta know how to convince her Wink


yeah man, most girls I find that come across timid and or shy, are fuckin kinky ass hell once who get them outta their shell - most time of the time i find thats its because they arent confident about themselves. Once u build up their confidence, u can get anything ya want Very Happy


the shy girls are the most easy ones.. the ones who made bad experiences or whatever are really hard to coddle up...
and yeh... the shy ones are my fav's... they are sweet, sexy and you can still teach em Wink
i dont really like those impulsive girls... always trying to take centre stage and stuff... just to be "cool"... nah... that gets boring so fast..
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Oct 2005 11:22    Post subject:
MaroW wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
MaroW wrote:


hehe... we surely would have a lot to talk about in real life... thats my spirit... theres nothing a girl wont do... you just gotta know how to convince her Wink


yeah man, most girls I find that come across timid and or shy, are fuckin kinky ass hell once who get them outta their shell - most time of the time i find thats its because they arent confident about themselves. Once u build up their confidence, u can get anything ya want Very Happy


the shy girls are the most easy ones.. the ones who made bad experiences or whatever are really hard to coddle up...
and yeh... the shy ones are my fav's... they are sweet, sexy and you can still teach em Wink
i dont really like those impulsive girls... always trying to take centre stage and stuff... just to be "cool"... nah... that gets boring so fast..


Amen to that. Attention-whores bore me. The worst ones, who know they´re hot and know that any looser would do nearly anything for her, just sickens me.


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