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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:00    Post subject: Oooooo goooood, wtf :lol:
holy shit Laughing

Back when I started playing FFXIV:ARR my RL friend invited this girl into our guild which he knew thru his work (computer hardware company). We didn't play with her at all, but after some weeks, she asked if someone could help her. I was bored and decided to help.

She joined our Teamspeak and well...yea. Everyone got horny, except me. I wasn't into online gaming girls, cuz u know.... girls and MMO's ;D.

Aaaanyway, we played a lot and talked a lot on TS. One day I gave her my number, so she could write me when the raid for the dungeon begins. That's when we started texting almost 24/7.

I was the nice guy on TS, didn't go nuts like the other guys when she was on teamspeak. I guess she noticed that and started to like me. I have to admit, it was good to be able to talk somebody again... but I didn't really plan to date her or anything.

so, after a couple weeks, around 21th december we met. I drove to her (1 hour drive) and we went to a chinese restaurant. She showed me some pictures the last couple weeks before the meeting and she looked kinda different...well, turns out that she didn't spent much time at the gym...So, we ate something, had some fun talk. I paid and she asked if I want to come to her place. At first I didn't want to, but then I said yes because I didn't want to be an asshole and drove all the way to her...so why not.

We went to her place, she made some coffee for us, we played beyond two souls on her ps3 - then she brings out the alcohol. I told her that I don't want to drink, because I'm planning to drive back home soon and I don't drink & drive.

She told me just to take sip and taste the "good wine" and said "don't worry, after a couple hours the alcohol will be gone and you'll be able to drive.....or sleep here"

well, nothing special happened between us, not even "FHITB" Laughing. We just said it wasn't so bad after all that we've met!

I just wanted to stay "friends" with her. I didn't want a relationship. Well, you could say that I friendzoned her...yea.

She went nuts over the holidays and started writing all kinds of crazy stuff. on new years eve she got drunk home alone, went to bed and started writing more crazy stuff. I went out with friends that night and had a fucking good day!

etc. etc.

now she apologized for everything and told me that she will be giving her pc away to her parents and start doing stuff for the red cross or help children in the 3rd world because she realized that her "problems" are a joke compared to the problems of other countries & people.....

Mind Is Full Of Fuck

well, I told her clearly that I want to keep her as a friend and that I don't have the time right now for a relationship... because I'm starting my career as a cop soon Razz

dude... first time I friendzoned a girl, but she clearly needs some help, but not from me. I'm kinda glad that she's gone now...even tho she was a very nice "friend". I don't know but those crazy msgs were kinda creepy...


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:10    Post subject:
you gonna be a cop?
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Bendi




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:10    Post subject:
Boy, you dodged a bullet there for sure. If you went for something else than friendzone you'd be stuck for a while with a clingy, emotionally unstable woman.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:15    Post subject:
Bendi wrote:
Boy, you dodged a bullet there for sure. If you went for something else than friendzone you'd be stuck for a while with a clingy, emotionally unstable woman.


ye, she was talking a lot about children and about all of her friends that already have children, except her.

Sorry, but I'm not ready for that right now.

@Paintface: yea, I'm gonna be a cop here in germany. I didn't do it until now because my family always told me to do my graphics stuff and study & etc. But I stopped listening to other people and started doing my own stuff Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:15    Post subject:
Lesson here: stay away from gayass MMO's.

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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:23    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
She showed me some pictures the last couple weeks before the meeting and she looked kinda different...well, turns out that she didn't spent much time at the gym...



So in other words, you didn't like the way she looks, minus all the bullshit. ^^


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:37    Post subject:
Ye, not completely true. She didn't look like I expected her to look, but well....

I mean you can change looks, work hard at the gym and change yourself. Like I've said, I liked her as a friend, not more. If I wanted more, then I wouldn't have left. The children stuff creeped me really out Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:48    Post subject:
Well done and good luck on the cop carreer. Didn't know about that but then again I gues it's my fault if I join TS only 4 times a year Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 20:53    Post subject:
My crystalball says that she was actually "the one" and you'll cry yourself into sleep over that missed oppurtunity when you're 70 and life slowly fades away and you were stuck with a beautiful but horrible person all these years. Now wouldn't that be a tragedy? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 21:06    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:

...well, turns out that she didn't spent much time at the gym...


HAHAHA, I'm sorry but the way I heard you saying this in my head I fucking lost it.

She got mad cause you cock blocked her lmao.


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 21:48    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 22:00    Post subject:
garus wrote:
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.well, turns out that she didn't spent much time at the gym


You sexist swine! Love her for her personality!


Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 22:05    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 22:13    Post subject:
It's a good thing you skipped the crazy train. The only downside is we won't get any oh so delicious drama out of it.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 00:39    Post subject:
lol, it's a wise decision. I would have done the same...especially after the obsessive children talk Razz.
It's not that I don't like them, on the contrary, but damn...you barely knew each other and she already wanted an army of little Kuros? Vade retro Satana! Too soon gurl, got some great plans here Very Happy
I can relate to this situation Laughing (except for the 'great plans' part, in my case that was a lie xD)

I didn't know about your new career either, sounds great and challenging for you. Beware Max, you'll have some tough competition soon! Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 00:40    Post subject:
♫ Fünf Sechs, Buttseks ♫


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 00:50    Post subject:
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♫ Fünf Sechs, Buttseks ♫

Very Happy yes!!

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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 01:57    Post subject:


holy shit, I went out with some friends and got 3-4 msgs from her telling me that she is going to keep her PC because she saw a movie, which made her change her mind?????????????????????????????????????????????????


?????????????????????????????


WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF????


I asked her how a movie could change her mind... she said that she loves to take pictures and to edit them, that's why she won't give her pc away and she also asked me to build a new pc for her....

SERIOUSLY, WTF IS WRONG WITH HER? Laughing

I didn't answer...


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 01:58    Post subject:
Yes how dare she ask you to give her PC advice..its obviously a PLOY TO GET HERSELF PREGNANT


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 01:59    Post subject:
lmao, no it's not like she only wants advice, she wants me to come over and build it for her!
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:00    Post subject:
so? just dont fuck her if you dont want to


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:00    Post subject:
what if she stabs me while I'm there? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:07    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
what if she stabs me while I'm there? Laughing


I think she wants you to stab HER ... with your dick IYKWIM Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:09    Post subject:
what if she asks you to eat it? Slap
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:12    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
what if she stabs me while I'm there? Laughing


so after one date she is certifiable? Neutral


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:49    Post subject:
alright, jokes aside.

I don't mind giving her advice for a new pc, but I don't think that I'll be driving to her place to build the pc. It's better to keep distance.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 02:56    Post subject:
Don't do it!



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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 05:24    Post subject:
Rage wrote:
Kurosaki wrote:
She showed me some pictures the last couple weeks before the meeting and she looked kinda different...well, turns out that she didn't spent much time at the gym...



So in other words, you didn't like the way she looks, minus all the bullshit. ^^


Sounds like a lonely office girl who wanted some D but this guy drove an hour and didn't deliver, of course she'll go nuts.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 08:09    Post subject:
^ To be honest, that makes sense. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jan 2014 08:15    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
what if she stabs me while I'm there? Laughing


Make sure to mention your fears such as this one during ur police interview! Lol Smile anyway I say marry her abs get ur own sitcom.
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