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How do you wipe your ass
I sit
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 21:40    Post subject:
Makes me wonder just what kind of retarded toilets there is on canada / US Laughing


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 21:41    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Makes me wonder just what kind of retarded toilets there is on canada / US Laughing


Same Laughing

Most annoying thing about the water level in toilets here is if you drop a solid and heavy one the splash might go right up in your ass if you're unlucky Laughing
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 21:54    Post subject:
you have to be like mandingo here in order for your dick to touch the water lol.

Oh i know, you have one of those called "german toilets"

http://www.mo-berlin.com/the-german-toilet-aka-the-punishment-toilet/
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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 22:03    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
tonizito wrote:
Makes me wonder just what kind of retarded toilets there is on canada / US Laughing


Same Laughing

Most annoying thing about the water level in toilets here is if you drop a solid and heavy one the splash might go right up in your ass if you're unlucky Laughing


There is a solution for that! Laughing



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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 22:16    Post subject:
since were on the topic of poo...



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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 22:41    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
tonizito wrote:
Makes me wonder just what kind of retarded toilets there is on canada / US Laughing


Same Laughing

Most annoying thing about the water level in toilets here is if you drop a solid and heavy one the splash might go right up in your ass if you're unlucky Laughing


There is a solution for that! Laughing



Only used that solution to dampen the sound Razz
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 23:05    Post subject:
I have to stand, seems like it's easier to "get in there"

In either case you are still wiping until clean, although I guess efficiency in the number of wipes is important too.


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:04    Post subject:
tw1st wrote:
since were on the topic of poo...


The healthy one looks like a good way to get swallowed by the toilet Very Happy

I've never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom when they need to poop, I usually go there only when I sense that the bomb is about to drop, and that's it, job done in two minute tops. Then back to business grinhurt
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:09    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I've never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom when they need to poop, I usually go there only when I sense that the bomb is about to drop, and that's it, job done in two minute tops. Then back to business grinhurt
No newspaper, book, tablet, laptop, desktop?!



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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:10    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
RatKing wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
You can touch the water and if you poop a mountain, you can touch the mountain.




What did I read?


it's the same problem when you sit down to pee. your penis touches the water so you gotta be careful. but sitting down to pee is so much better. You don't have to touch your penis when you pull it out. just pull down trousers. pull up trousers. wash hands for comfort.

I don't understand how people sit and wipe. Too much danger to get pooped.


Wat?


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:44    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
ixigia wrote:
I've never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom when they need to poop, I usually go there only when I sense that the bomb is about to drop, and that's it, job done in two minute tops. Then back to business grinhurt
No newspaper, book, tablet, laptop, desktop?!


Nope, for me the bathroom is all about...bathroom-related activities only Laughing Gone in 60 seconds xD
I have the office and comfy couches for the other stuff Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 17:12    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
you have to be like mandingo here in order for your dick to touch the water lol.

Oh i know, you have one of those called "german toilets"

http://www.mo-berlin.com/the-german-toilet-aka-the-punishment-toilet/


Y U No????


There goes my trust on german engineering.


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 17:13    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
M4trix wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:


Same Laughing

Most annoying thing about the water level in toilets here is if you drop a solid and heavy one the splash might go right up in your ass if you're unlucky Laughing


There is a solution for that! Laughing



Only used that solution to dampen the sound Razz

yep it works. using this solution for years and my was never splashed again Sad Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 19:46    Post subject:
Having read the vigorous discussion in this thread, I must say that:



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