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tonizito
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Posted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 21:40 Post subject: |
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Makes me wonder just what kind of retarded toilets there is on canada / US 
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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Posted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 21:41 Post subject: |
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Sin317
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M4trix
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Posted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 22:03 Post subject: |
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tw1st
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Posted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 22:41 Post subject: |
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nouseforaname
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Posted: Mon, 7th Apr 2014 23:05 Post subject: |
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I have to stand, seems like it's easier to "get in there"
In either case you are still wiping until clean, although I guess efficiency in the number of wipes is important too.
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ixigia
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Posted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:04 Post subject: |
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tw1st wrote: | since were on the topic of poo...
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The healthy one looks like a good way to get swallowed by the toilet
I've never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom when they need to poop, I usually go there only when I sense that the bomb is about to drop, and that's it, job done in two minute tops. Then back to business 
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tonizito
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Posted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:09 Post subject: |
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ixigia wrote: | I've never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom when they need to poop, I usually go there only when I sense that the bomb is about to drop, and that's it, job done in two minute tops. Then back to business  | No newspaper, book, tablet, laptop, desktop?!

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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Posted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:10 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ wrote: | RatKing wrote: | WaldoJ wrote: | You can touch the water and if you poop a mountain, you can touch the mountain. |
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it's the same problem when you sit down to pee. your penis touches the water so you gotta be careful. but sitting down to pee is so much better. You don't have to touch your penis when you pull it out. just pull down trousers. pull up trousers. wash hands for comfort.
I don't understand how people sit and wipe. Too much danger to get pooped. |
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ixigia
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Posted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 01:44 Post subject: |
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tonizito wrote: | ixigia wrote: | I've never understood why people spend so much time in the bathroom when they need to poop, I usually go there only when I sense that the bomb is about to drop, and that's it, job done in two minute tops. Then back to business  | No newspaper, book, tablet, laptop, desktop?!
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Nope, for me the bathroom is all about...bathroom-related activities only Gone in 60 seconds xD
I have the office and comfy couches for the other stuff 
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RatKing
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Posted: Tue, 8th Apr 2014 17:12 Post subject: |
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There goes my trust on german engineering.
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Raccoon
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