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 Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 18:54 Post subject: Scientists suck! |
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Why haven`t those lazy fucks invented the teleporter yet?
I actually have to MOVE to get another beer...
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spankie
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 19:04 Post subject: |
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What a stupid post
thats why you didnt become one!
May i point out that the average working day of a scientist is around 10-14h.
bleh, why am i even replying on this.
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 19:18 Post subject: |
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Thanks for your advice!
Do you have a number where I can call between 10-14h and ask about it?
And what didn`t I become? A stupid post?
How is this possible?
Did they invent the transformer? Where can I buy it?
Would be enough - I could tranfsform all the waste on my table into beer - there would be no more need for a teleporter...
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 19:24 Post subject: |
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i think you have had enough beers for today
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headshot
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 19:28 Post subject: |
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| spankie wrote: | What a stupid post
thats why you didnt become one! |
| AwE wrote: | And what didn`t I become? A stupid post?
How is this possible? |
lol owned!
| TheSaint wrote: | | i think you have had enough beers for today |
I can still make sense of his posts. He hasnt had enough yet!
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 19:43 Post subject: |
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there was this simpsons haloween episode where homer had a teleporter... =)
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 19:49 Post subject: |
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| AwE wrote: | | there was this simpsons haloween episode where homer had a teleporter... =) |
that was a good one
at the end of that part
marge:"what are you gonna do homie"
homer:"something i should have done a long time ago" <picks up axe> "i'll teach you to mess with my machine, it cost 60 cent, come here i'm not gonna hurt you i just wanna talk..."
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Phluxed
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 21:25 Post subject: |
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Oh man, scientists rule. I cant wait til im zooming around in my flying car to get to my job where all I have to do is push a red button over and over.
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Phluxed
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2005 21:31 Post subject: |
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Button Pusher.
(see George Jetson)
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 00:44 Post subject: |
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man I've been havin proper trippy thoughts about time travel and teleportation and such. Well it's a bit geekish and I aint into space or owt but they say space is expanding all the time. And the earth is moving so I just figured when travelling back through time would you return to the same spot 'in the universe' if it was possible? how would u define where earth is since no1 knows either? tis pretty stoner talk theory but its possible  and as for teleportation that's different because u can easily say point a to point b at an exact moment in time therefore the distance between both points wont be any different in the universe context. I know it probably doesn't make sense but get high and think about it 
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Phluxed
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 00:47 Post subject: |
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I've had a similar conversation with a friend of mine. If there ever WAS time travel, it would be plotted on a grid, and returning in time would return you to co-ordinated. The way to compensate for the universe expanding would be to add co-ordinates as space expands. Instead of stretching the space between co-ordinates, the addition of co-ordinates is the plausible way to plot it.
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 01:47 Post subject: |
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yea but where is the centre of the universe then? even with grids in 3 dimension you still need a point 0 0 0 you could say like xyz - (insert rate of universe expansion) but again it's impossible because no1 knows!
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 02:25 Post subject: |
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you two watched "donnie darko" ?!
If not: Do it!
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 02:37 Post subject: |
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Imagine if there are teleporters. Million of jobs will be lost because of it. but I wish there were teleporters. I hate waiting in traffic.
If you hate it, ignore it.
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Phluxed
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 02:37 Post subject: |
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Donnie Darko is one of my top 3 favourite movies, but its not so much about time travel as it is about parallel universes.
Sublime, as ignorant as it is, the theory is to use Earth as the centre of the universe. We are able to plot points on earth in time that way, and such much easier. Technically time travel requires a form of molecular teleportation, which is arguably impossible or possible.
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 02:57 Post subject: |
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| Phluxed wrote: |
Technically time travel requires a form of molecular teleportation, which is arguably impossible or possible. |
Not true.
You can time travel now, except only into the future, and only by a few minutes. Special relativity people!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 03:03 Post subject: |
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no time travel can put u back at the point of origin cos of the or what u do to urself and enviroment, cos then if u could time is standing still or looping, and well...looping is great religeon huh? u cant ever travel in time duh! donnie darko is a great sci-fi about wootevr, dont put so much in stuff, cos its not htere...its out THERE
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 03:07 Post subject: |
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| Phluxed wrote: | | Sublime, as ignorant as it is, the theory is to use Earth as the centre of the universe. |
er.... ignorant of what? and time travel will not be possible otherwise we'd be seeing people from the future today and in the past  |
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 03:10 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | Phluxed wrote: | | Sublime, as ignorant as it is, the theory is to use Earth as the centre of the universe. |
er.... ignorant of what? and time travel will not be possible otherwise we'd be seeing people from the future today and in the past |
Yeah, but if you think about it, there would have to be a past in which there was no time travel, or we would all be time travelling today. So maybe we're currently existing in that past, or that dimension, if you will.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 03:12 Post subject: |
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well if we're in another dimension it's hardly time travel then is it? what exactly is time? how is it defined? it's just impossible to calculate really.. do you say "return to this spot on earth once it has rotated 30,000 times" ?
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 03:16 Post subject: |
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It would still be time travel, because you'd be travelling to a dimension which has a different perspective, and therefore a different experience, of time.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 03:23 Post subject: |
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ok... well let me rephrase.. no1 will ever experience time travel on earth in this dimension.
edit:.... that is if u do believe in multiple dimensions and the rest of it
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 04:55 Post subject: |
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Holy fuck....I think im too stoned to follow this thread, ive read half the page like 3 times and still dont get what u guys are talking about....time travel yeah, but if u could travel to the future, would it not be possible to travel to the past?
Well, supposedly, according to Einstien, future viewing is possible.
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 13:12 Post subject: |
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i r baboon and mcgyver for president?
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