The Dark Tower [July 28, 2017]
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Aug 2017 02:38    Post subject:
It won't.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
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lametta




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Aug 2017 15:04    Post subject:
lametta wrote:
Imo they re going the wrong route with the movie.
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What a surprise the movie face planted.

As i wrote in that post before the movie got released: They should have focused on roland's moral dillemas plus they should have sticked to the original story.
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Aug 2017 15:50    Post subject:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
The film is currently tracking at 18% (4/10) on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 39/100 on Metacritic.

Laughing




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bloodian




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Aug 2017 15:57    Post subject:
I'm pretty sure it's not even close to 2/10. Movies that are "based" on something are mostly rated by butthurt "fans" whose anuses weren't satisfied. I'm pretty critical of movies, but I had a lot of fun with Ben Hur, or Ghost in the shell, beacause in its essence they were very good movies. Ben Hur has 25% on RT

When you go to IMDB and see a 1/10 review you can immediately tell that it'll have something like "I loved the original@!#!#!"
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lametta




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Aug 2017 16:50    Post subject:
bloodian wrote:
I'm pretty sure it's not even close to 2/10. Movies that are "based" on something are mostly rated by butthurt "fans" whose anuses weren't satisfied. I'm pretty critical of movies, but I had a lot of fun with Ben Hur, or Ghost in the shell, beacause in its essence they were very good movies. Ben Hur has 25% on RT

When you go to IMDB and see a 1/10 review you can immediately tell that it'll have something like "I loved the original@!#!#!"

well the problem with this one is that even ppl who dont know the books didnt like it at all.

Watch for example angry joe's movie review.
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Aug 2017 18:09    Post subject:
From what I have heard they have made it play like a YA adaptation or something starring the kid, and Elba/Roland is not the star/main character Laughing

I mean GitS is bad, but at least it's not an animal comedy starring Batou's fucking dog Laughing


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Aug 2017 20:49    Post subject:
IMDB says this is 1h35m!? If that is correct, that's much too short for the content they are supposed to show.
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lametta




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Aug 2017 20:53    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
IMDB says this is 1h35m!? If that is correct, that's much too short for the content they are supposed to show.

the movie doesnt retell the stories from the books Sad
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Aug 2017 20:55    Post subject:
lametta wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
IMDB says this is 1h35m!? If that is correct, that's much too short for the content they are supposed to show.

the movie doesnt retell the stories from the books Sad


It doesn't, but it's clear the movie wasn't working and they cut much of it in order to salvage whatever they could. I would be shocked if there aren't a hell of a lot of deleted scenes.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2017 05:37    Post subject:
The Dark Tower 2017 720p TS x264 AC3-TiTAN

Video looks too good no?







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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2017 05:44    Post subject:
Yes its not too bad.


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nohag




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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2017 17:16    Post subject: Great.
Well not excited but People are liking it.
So, Thinking to watch.
Can anyone share the review with rating?
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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2017 18:02    Post subject:
Imagine a really really abridged version of book three, with Eddie, Oy, Susannah, Calvin Tower missing.

Pretty much every scene feels like it should have been five minutes longer.

That being said, I enjoined it for what it was, but it could have been so much better


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2017 21:42    Post subject:
BAsically everything that made the books awesome seems to be missing :< skipping this one


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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Aug 2017 10:22    Post subject:
Pretty much, it's an introduction, but without the interesting stuff


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Oct 2017 02:59    Post subject:
Despite the bad reviews I still want to see this Smile

The.Dark.Tower.2017.1080p.BRRip.X264.AC3-EVO


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Saner




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Oct 2017 11:12    Post subject:
Ooh nice


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Oct 2017 18:55    Post subject:
Holy shit... This movie was a cluster fuck of a waste. I've read the first 5 books (can't remember why I stopped reading the series. Guess I got tired at some point) and this movie isn't even close to retelling King's story. In fact, they fucked up the story and basically used ~10% of the backstory and made a shitty movie that felt like they tried to fit 3 hours into 90 minutes (which they did).

The only plus was Idris Elba as The Gunslinger (I was hesitant at first since King made him white in the books and you build up a certain image in your head when you read the books), he wasted his talent on this pos. Matthew McConaughey was given zero depth to work with so he couldn't do much at all with the character.

The sad thing is that there are things in the movie that hints towards all the possibilities it f*cked up.

Next step is a TV-series (continuing or starting over?) with Idris Elba.

2/10 at most.

(imagine Uwe Boll doing Lord of the Rings!!!)


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Oct 2017 20:42    Post subject:
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