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WaldoJ
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Lol. Nolan can't do action adventure.
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2017 19:12 Post subject: |
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| madness wrote: | | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ndhidEmUbI |
Sadly, I'm afraid, this looks no different than any other Video Game: The Movie. I expected (and still expect) great things from the actress, but I guess everything else will be bad...
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
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"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
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ixigia
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2017 19:44 Post subject: |
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That was terrible. It definitely looks like it's a faithful adaptation of the 2013 game  
Same quality writing, unnatural oomphy cinemaction (with the forced moaning, of course), all whilst taking itself seriously which is the biggest sin.
I didn't particularly like the old movies, but I agree with DarkRohirrim, at least they didn't try to be more than cheesy B-rated attempts starring a kickass Lara doing Tomb Raidin' business. The recent (disastrous) Assassin's Creed movie also had a similar problem, it tried adding a layer of dramatic tones that were out of the place, in addition to another dozen of issues coming from the production not understanding what the franchise is all about.
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2017 20:06 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Sep 2017 01:32 Post subject: |
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Are they really just copying the games story.. meh what a waste of time.
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Danyutz
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Sep 2017 11:12 Post subject: |
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I don't really like what I see and not sure Alicia fits in this role.
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Sep 2017 13:08 Post subject: |
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headshot
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chiv
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 04:12 Post subject: |
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lets face it.. the chick looks like a rather attractive man in a singlet.
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 04:37 Post subject: |
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| chiv wrote: | | lets face it.. the chick looks like a rather attractive man in a singlet. |
he can fuck me anytime
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 06:06 Post subject: |
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| freiwald wrote: | | chiv wrote: | | lets face it.. the chick looks like a rather attractive man in a singlet. |
he can fuck me anytime |
Me too
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 06:07 Post subject: |
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| chiv wrote: | | lets face it.. the chick looks like a rather attractive man in a singlet. |
chiv stahp
1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 11:27 Post subject: |
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| chiv wrote: | | lets face it.. the chick looks like a rather attractive man in a singlet. |
Eeeh, I'd be gay for that.  |
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 11:41 Post subject: |
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Yes, she looks very much like a beautiful man...
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 11:45 Post subject: |
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wow she kinda looks like me 
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garus
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 12:34 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 17:32 Post subject: |
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Totally wrong casting. She's very very hot imo, but bizarre for them to think she fits this role at all
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 17:59 Post subject: |
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Yea someone like classic Pamela Anderson would be more fitting.
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 20:05 Post subject: |
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| Bob Barnsen wrote: | | Yea someone like classic Pamela Anderson would be more fitting. |
Not any more, Lara looks different these days. I think Jolie came quite close to the perfect fit for triangle titted Lara. For new Lara... dunno, any random Instagram brunette will do. |
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chiv
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 21:59 Post subject: |
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thats just it, i wish the films would do their own thing rather than try to mimic the games. thats why the movies have always sucked.
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Dec 2017 23:54 Post subject: |
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How is Lara supposed to look?
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Frant
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Dec 2017 04:28 Post subject: |
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It's a video game movie with a video game story. The LEAST of it's problems is that Alicia Vikander is the main lead. She's cute, she's athletic and her fucking tit size doesn't matter except for people with "I can't stop obsessing about boobs"-syndrome.
Personally I like tits of almost any size except the huge monster tits that are as sexy as 600lb women.
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chiv
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Dec 2017 04:33 Post subject: |
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not sure how you can say shes the least of the films problems, when her ability to convey the character is pretty much the only important thing about the film. shes not even british, dammit.
and shes not that cute. shes cute for a dude, yeah, but not a lady woman.
and for the record, britishness and tits are pretty much laras defining traits. they are what make her lara freakin croft. its like taking the rich out of batman, the douche out of iron man, or the black out of will smith (its all hes got, dammit).
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chiv
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Dec 2017 08:42 Post subject: |
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Because of the short hair, pants and tie?
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