The director got banned from the Alien subreddit for impersonating himself. They lifted the ban when they realized it was actually him but still kind of funny.
Even the abysmal shit that was Covenant and Premetheus are 6.4 and 7
They are way, way better though, and i really enjoyed both of them, even rewatched them once I think their scores are alright. Weak 7 is about right, it's what i'd give Alien 4 too, i'd rank Alien 3 a bit higher. And sure i rate these movies higher than most people perhaps, its my favorite genre.
Romulus is one of the worst space horrors i've seen, at least if i consider its budget, there are space horror B movies that are worse, but has like 1% of its budget so it's not too strange.
Pandorum is still the best space horror we've gotten since like forver, 8/10 for me, seen it 3 times over the years. Good characters, great setting, interesting twist, good ending, cool monsters. Romulus has 1 of these and only because it happens to be the Aliens universe. Too bad i didn't see Pandorum in the theatre (if it was shown..), i would have been blown away.
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Gen tardz starts in 1997 while Retardetheus came out in 2012, but was in production for several years. I don’t think a 10 year old wrote it, even if we might like to think so. Contrary to popular belief, there were dumb writers and even dumber scripts before gen tardz.
The buck stops with Scott. No matter how retard the writers were, Scott has enough experience and creative control to be able to see how retarded the script is and stop it. He either didn’t care, or thought it was soe smartz.
It just felt like the whole thing was just a cheap setup to showcase the franchise.
"You like facehuggers? You like the xenos? You like androids? Let's just throw everything unique this franchise has in a messy hodge-podge, and write a script around it to justify it".
Would have given a higher score if it standed on it's own legs, but they just whored the entire concept out.
Worse part? It fucking works on people. When the android delivers the aweful "get away from her, bitch", some guy in the theatre shouted "FUCK YEAH!". I was just dumbfounded.
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The buck stops with Scott. No matter how retard the writers were, Scott has enough experience and creative control to be able to see how retarded the script is and stop it. He either didn’t care, or thought it was soe smartz.
Same with Napoleon. As much as I respect a lot of great movies he directed (no, not the pretentious Blade Runner), Prometheus was complete, jumbled ass.
The las duel was great - last movie I enjoyed from him.
It just felt like the whole thing was just a cheap setup to showcase the franchise.
"You like facehuggers? You like the xenos? You like androids? Let's just throw everything unique this franchise has in a messy hodge-podge, and write a script around it to justify it".
Would have given a higher score if it standed on it's own legs, but they just whored the entire concept out.
Worse part? It fucking works on people. When the android delivers the aweful "get away from her, bitch", some guy in the theatre shouted "FUCK YEAH!". I was just dumbfounded.
Because a lot of people are idiots. I have no other explanation. These are cheap fan service lines that ruin movies. Like Marvel cameos, except marvel movies were always a joke for kids.
Well, Aliens, Alien 3 were without him and were good. Resurrection, AVP and Romulus were without him and were horse manure. So I don’t think he matters that much.
Even the abysmal shit that was Covenant and Premetheus are 6.4 and 7
They are way, way better though, and i really enjoyed both of them, even rewatched them once I think their scores are alright. Weak 7 is about right, it's what i'd give Alien 4 too, i'd rank Alien 3 a bit higher. And sure i rate these movies higher than most people perhaps, its my favorite genre.
Romulus is one of the worst space horrors i've seen, at least if i consider its budget, there are space horror B movies that are worse, but has like 1% of its budget so it's not too strange.
Pandorum is still the best space horror we've gotten since like forver, 8/10 for me, seen it 3 times over the years. Good characters, great setting, interesting twist, good ending, cool monsters. Romulus has 1 of these and only because it happens to be the Aliens universe. Too bad i didn't see Pandorum in the theatre (if it was shown..), i would have been blown away.
My relationship with horror movies is a very complicated one, as I find 95% of them laughable from a conceptual standpoint and every time one of their stereotypes appears I sigh internally thus losing any faux sense of tension. Teh devil, ghosts, vampires, evil little kids, over-the-top masked killers, bloody dolls (the worst one ), situations that defy physics and logic, exceptional stupidity from the characters involved, and so on. I can however appreciate those in the context of a supernatural cocktail that doesn't take itself too seriously, or in an action game/RPG when supported by competent writing.
Alien is one of the few exceptions (along with The Thing) that worked well for me and kept me entertained throughout the entire ride without ever breaking the suspension of disbelief, which is quite an achievement. Aliens was also excellent, though for different reasons as it practically belongs to a separate genre. I'll concede that the Director's Cut version of Alien 3 wasn't bad either (it's Fincher after all ), but sadly anything Hollyboo-ian that came after qualifies as miserable as far as I'm concerned.
The 4th one was directed by Jean Pierre Jeunet, that is as far as you can get from Hollywood. I remember it was a mix of the 1st one and the 2nd one, but poorly written, with some idiotic monster baby in the end?
I haven't seen that movie since about two decades ago but I remember the script being full of nonsensical decisions and ludicrous ideas. IIRC there was drama too involving the director and Whedon (for his pseudo-comedic writing style) that resulted in them pointing fingers at each other for many years like an ongoing meme
I haven't seen that movie since about two decades ago but I remember the script being full of nonsensical decisions and ludicrous ideas. IIRC there was drama too involving the director and Whedon (for his pseudo-comedic writing style) that resulted in them pointing fingers at each other for many years like an ongoing meme
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I think their scores are alright. Weak 7 is about right, it's what i'd give Alien 4 too, i'd rank Alien 3 a bit higher. And sure i rate these movies higher than most people perhaps, its my favorite genre.
), but sadly anything Hollyboo-ian that came after qualifies as miserable as far as I'm concerned.
