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					|  Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 12:35    Post subject: Re: So I got fired. :( |  |  
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					|  	  | Praetori wrote: |  	  | *sounds funnier in Dutch | 
 
 Doesn't sound funny at all in english, or i'm mssing the point. You can't say stuff like that at work, especially if you work in sales.
 
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					|  Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 13:18    Post subject: |  |  
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					| Should be in Jokes-section  |  | 
	
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					|  Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 13:57    Post subject: |  |  
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					| the thing that popped my mind:
 U SUCK
 
 there I said it ^^
 
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					|  Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:00    Post subject: |  |  
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					| That was evil... She was polite and you came out with that stupid joke insted.
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					|  Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:44    Post subject: |  |  
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					| Lol... reeeaaaaal smart.....
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					|  Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:47    Post subject: |  |  
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					| Who said I work in sales? I was the co-driver and I was just loitering around in the shop.
 It was so worth it from the look on her face, tbh. That and now I have more time to devote to my studies and Taekwon-do.  I've been looking to quit for a while.
 
 It's a typical Amsterdam joke. I forgot I haven't been living in Amsterdam for the last 8 years.
 
 In the Netherlands, we use the word 'zak' to refer to a bag, but that word is synonymous with scrotum.
 
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					|  Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 15:42    Post subject: |  |  
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					| If they fired you for that, its not worth working for them. FFS, can't take a little (belgian?)humor? :\
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					|  Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 16:42    Post subject: |  |  
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					| lol that bitch fights like a cow |  | 
	
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					|  Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 19:28    Post subject: |  |  
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					| Hahah. Plastic bag. Nice. I would have loved to see the look on her face.
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					|  Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:20    Post subject: |  |  
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					|  Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:21    Post subject: |  |  
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					|  	  | pistolshrimp wrote: |  	  | It isn't a funny joke. | 
 
 IT IS !!
 
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					|  Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:28    Post subject: |  |  
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 I think its fuckin hilarious
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					|  Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:30    Post subject: |  |  
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					|  	  | Quote: |  	  | if your cunt is made of wood. | 
 
 you have to be pinocchio to ask that.
 
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					|  Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:35    Post subject: |  |  
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					|  	  | IpwnU wrote: |  	  |  	  | Quote: |  	  | if your cunt is made of wood. | 
 
 you have to be pinocchio to ask that.
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 splinters  "ouch"
 
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					|  Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 03:08    Post subject: |  |  
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					|  	  | IpwnU wrote: |  	  | yea pistol woman doesnt like wood made dildos , i know that   
 my mom says silicon made ones are better.
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 You know whats funny? I swear i just watched some sex ed show on...the Life network I think. Anyway, they were doin a historical look at dildos and man....they used to have wooden dildo's back in the day. Like big, thick, oak fuckers....I dont know how any woman would prefer that over 2 fingers (or 3)
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					|  Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 08:34    Post subject: |  |  
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					| Enough about wood dildoes.
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					|  Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 19:04    Post subject: |  |  
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					|  	  | Godlikez* wrote: |  	  | Wait a minute you got fired because of some lame joke? wow im surprised they got rid of you so quick and you didnt even try to defend yourself? | 
 As he said earlier, he was looking forward to quit..
 
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					|  Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 19:55    Post subject: |  |  
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					|  	  | Praetori wrote: |  	  | It was so worth it from the look on her face, tbh. That and now I have more time to devote to my studies and Taekwon-do.
 
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 Yeah but you have no income!
 
 Besides I think they were looking for an excuse to fire you if thats all it took. I've been rude to customers before and all I got was a warning.
 
 I guess it's worked out for you. Would you have made the same joke if you had'nt planned on quitting?
 
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