So I got fired. :(
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Praetori




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 11:54    Post subject: So I got fired. :(
For being witty.

A customer came to me with some products and asked me "Sir, do you have a plastic bag?"*

I replied "Why? I don't ask you if your cunt is made of wood."*

She complained and I got fired. Crying or Very sad


*sounds funnier in Dutch
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 12:35    Post subject: Re: So I got fired. :(
Praetori wrote:
*sounds funnier in Dutch


Doesn't sound funny at all in english, or i'm mssing the point. You can't say stuff like that at work, especially if you work in sales.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 12:56    Post subject:
Hahaha, omg... how the fuck could you say something like that to a customer Very HappyVery Happy The joke Is on you dude. Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 13:05    Post subject:
it IS a joke

Very Happy

good one

maybe you should put the dutch vers beneath it


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 13:18    Post subject:
Should be in Jokes-section Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 13:57    Post subject:
the thing that popped my mind:

U SUCK

there I said it ^^
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:00    Post subject:
That was evil... She was polite and you came out with that stupid joke insted.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:44    Post subject:
Lol... reeeaaaaal smart.....
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:47    Post subject:
Who said I work in sales? I was the co-driver and I was just loitering around in the shop.

It was so worth it from the look on her face, tbh. That and now I have more time to devote to my studies and Taekwon-do. I've been looking to quit for a while.

It's a typical Amsterdam joke. I forgot I haven't been living in Amsterdam for the last 8 years.

In the Netherlands, we use the word 'zak' to refer to a bag, but that word is synonymous with scrotum.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 15:40    Post subject:
could you not have just denied it Confused surely they need some form of proof or admission of guilt
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 15:42    Post subject:
If they fired you for that, its not worth working for them. FFS, can't take a little (belgian?)humor? :\
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 16:42    Post subject:
lol that bitch fights like a cow


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 19:28    Post subject:
Hahah. Plastic bag. Nice. I would have loved to see the look on her face.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:20    Post subject:
It isn't a funny joke.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:21    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
It isn't a funny joke.


IT IS !!


yes
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:26    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
It isn't a funny joke.


Well i have a twisted sense of humor. I thought it was great. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:28    Post subject:
lol ... I just got it.

She asked about your plastic nut sack.

kinda funny Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:33    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
lol ... I just got it.

She asked about your plastic nut sack.

kinda funny Wink
ohhhh OK. I have been shown the light Cool
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:28    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing

I think its fuckin hilarious Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:30    Post subject:
Quote:
if your cunt is made of wood.


you have to be pinocchio to ask that.
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:35    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
Quote:
if your cunt is made of wood.


you have to be pinocchio to ask that.



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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:55    Post subject:
yea pistol woman doesnt like wood made dildos , i know that Razz

my mom says silicon made ones are better. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 03:08    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
yea pistol woman doesnt like wood made dildos , i know that Razz

my mom says silicon made ones are better. Very Happy


You know whats funny? I swear i just watched some sex ed show on...the Life network I think. Anyway, they were doin a historical look at dildos and man....they used to have wooden dildo's back in the day. Like big, thick, oak fuckers....I dont know how any woman would prefer that over 2 fingers (or 3)


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 03:18    Post subject:
hmmmzz thats why my mom yells '' I LOVE TECHNOLOGY '' every night i guess.

haha Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 08:34    Post subject:
Enough about wood dildoes.
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 19:03    Post subject:
Wait a minute you got fired because of some lame joke? wow im surprised they got rid of you so quick and you didnt even try to defend yourself?


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 19:04    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Wait a minute you got fired because of some lame joke? wow im surprised they got rid of you so quick and you didnt even try to defend yourself?

As he said earlier, he was looking forward to quit..
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 19:55    Post subject:
Praetori wrote:

It was so worth it from the look on her face, tbh. That and now I have more time to devote to my studies and Taekwon-do.


Yeah but you have no income!

Besides I think they were looking for an excuse to fire you if thats all it took. I've been rude to customers before and all I got was a warning.

I guess it's worked out for you. Would you have made the same joke if you had'nt planned on quitting?


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